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Get their address, use their address and names to get reverse-lookup to get their social security numbers. Use those socials to get 3 or 4 credit cards each for them, buy a bunch of random shit, including a switchblade and small arm. Drive to their house when they're asleep, slash all their tires, and shoot out all their windows. If they come outside, scream and shoot them too.
In all seriousness -- cross the line more than TPing and you're into criminal territory. Is that really worth "being cool because you one-upped their prank." ?
...'sides, revenge is sweeter when the knife is cold.
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