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Mine takes any cake in the world! When I was 13 I had a friend with whom I would compete over who could come up with the coolest use of fire! It started out with little things like lighting lids full of cologne up (almost caught my bed on fire with one of those!) and spraypainting things and lighting them! As time went along we got more and more daring with things like lighting entire walls on fire. One day he came in and said,"Check this out!" He lit a little part of his shirt on fire with cologne. Since neither of us had ever lit something attached to us on fire, he thought for sure he'd won and I knew it! Well, I wasn't having it! I decided I was going to drench the entire front of my shirt with cologne and light it! I had absolutely no means of putting this flame out, and it was a very large flame! After running around for a little bit, I tried the stop, drop, n roll technique. They conveniently leave out the fact this technique doesn't work when chemicals are involved! Luckily my friend managed to get my shirt off. I then went into the bathroom to see the damage. I peeled off the strips of dead skin on my chest, and decided a good shower would make it better! Water feels exactly like thousands of needles penetrating you on third degree burns! So I decided I better go tell my grandmother and go to the hospital! Smartest choice I'd made all night! I spent a couple months in the hospital and now wear my back skin on my chest!
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