Agave

I've been totally blocked in my right ear for about 3 weeks now, after a trip to a waterpark in San Jose. I've used oil & carbomide peroxide to try to break it up, but it's not working fast enough for my liking. I've been told something about ear candles, supposed to clear it all out, but can't figure out how to make one work. Tried to make a cone of out newsprint, but nothing came of that but a pile of ash on the bedspread.

Any help ??? Sucks not being able to hear