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TM875 · 06-20-2005, 11:35 AM

My favorite mantra (taken from Tucker Max):

"But you know, I think alcoholism is highly underrated. It gets a bad rap. Think: What really are the detriments to being an alcoholic?
OK, well, let's think about it:
1. It hurts relationships with family and friends? I don't like those people anyway;
2. Causes long term health problems? I drive way too fast to worry about anything long term;
3. Costs money? I'm going to spend it recklessly anyway, better on alcohol than on drugs or pornography;
4. Causes rude and aberrant behavior? I'm an asshole when I'm sober; being drunk actually calms me down.
~Now compare that to it's benefits: It makes me invulnerable to criticism, makes ugly people attractive, makes boring people seem interesting, and makes hot girls like me. For my money, the choice is obvious."

06-20-2005, 11:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
TM875 Addict Location: Amish-land, PA	My favorite mantra (taken from Tucker Max): "But you know, I think alcoholism is highly underrated. It gets a bad rap. Think: What really are the detriments to being an alcoholic? OK, well, let's think about it: 1. It hurts relationships with family and friends? I don't like those people anyway; 2. Causes long term health problems? I drive way too fast to worry about anything long term; 3. Costs money? I'm going to spend it recklessly anyway, better on alcohol than on drugs or pornography; 4. Causes rude and aberrant behavior? I'm an asshole when I'm sober; being drunk actually calms me down. ~Now compare that to it's benefits: It makes me invulnerable to criticism, makes ugly people attractive, makes boring people seem interesting, and makes hot girls like me. For my money, the choice is obvious." __________________ "I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."