My favorite is the guy who buys a wireless router with his new laptop, turns both on, gets online, and never puts another thought into it...until i drive by and change his router setting to disable internet and set the FCC and language setting to japaneese 
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Raoul Duke:
"I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife."
Dr. Gonzo:
"Who said anything about slicing you up, man. I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."
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