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They show me which way to walk....
They're something to play with in the shower
They get me out of traffic tickets (not really, but somewhere some woman got let go because of them)
They're like a permanent set of water balloons.
They make my shirts look better
They're a great place for a partner's mouth to hang out for a while
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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.
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