I have been humiliated many, many times, but can only remember a few.
At a party, I didn't see a plate of hot wings on a chair, so I sat on them. I walked around for half an hour with a chicken wing stuck to my right butt check.
My boob popped out of my shirt at work once- I was crawling under the desk trying to hook up my computer.
When it is cold, as happens to most women, my nipples get super hard. However, it takes a long time for my right nipple to soften, which means I walk around with one hard nipple.
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