I don't drink (anymore) because I just grew up. When I was younger (read: 20) I drank because it was a weekend thing with my friends. I had my fun, but now I think it's a pretty stupid way to escape the humdrum of everyday life. It was a phase, and now I'm done with said phase. I would definitely spend the money on sex toys instead!
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi