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I attract the girls who need me to 'save' them.
Usually it's 'save' me from this horrible, horrible boyfriend and the subsequent horrible, horrible relationship, but that's not always the case. A girl in high school wanted to move in with me to get away from her parents. A girl I used to work with blamed me for her lapsing faith when confronted by her dad. He actually came to my apartment and accused me of being 'sinful.' He also threatened to whoop my ass if I didn't keep away from his daughter. Another woman I had been seeing off and on wanted to 'take the relationship to a new level' (move in together) after she got kicked out of her apartment by her roommate. Kicked out for...wait for it....blowing all her money on stupid shit and leaving none for the bills.
Ahhh, L'Amour
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