I'm pretty good at inventing stories to 'cover my ass', but in this case, I am completely stumped as to how he can bluff his way out of getting fired.
"A rat scared me and I jumped up on the copier because a rat once killed my brother!"
"Rick from Marketing made me do it!"
"It's freezing in my office due to an air conditioning malfunction and I was desparate for some warmth. This was the best I could do."
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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life
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