The latest issue of Fantastic Four has the Thing photocopying his butt (so he can send it to Bill Gates) and the first thing I though of when I saw the shot was, "He weighs five hundred pounds, there's no way he doesn't break that thing." This video is my vindication.
Gates' reaction: "Why is he sending me a copy of the grand canyon?"
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