Never used this abbreviation before, but there is a first time for everything........OMFG!!!
I am very afraid to go to sleep tonight....and my wife will not understand why I am not in the mood.....nor do I ever want to attempt to explain.
On a more constructive note, I Googled "weirdest porn site ever" and wound up a few steps from this......
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html
......not quite porn, but there are definetly some repressed sexual tensions there.