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Old 06-10-2005, 12:34 PM   #167 (permalink)
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Little Johnny's teacher is showing the kid's pictures of animals and having the kids guess what kind of an animal is shown. She holds up the monkey, the giraffe, the zebra and the kids diligently raise their hands and guess.

When the teacher holds up a picture of huge 19 point buck the kids just can't seem to guess what it is. Finally, the teacher turns to little Johnny and says, "Johnny, you should get this one, what does you mom sometimes call your dad around the house?

Johnny thinks for a moment real hard and then finally smiles knowingly and blurts out: "So that's what a horney bastard looks like!"
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