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Old 06-10-2005, 03:14 AM   #20 (permalink)
Charlatan
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Originally Posted by maleficent
I think it would be a real hoot to get your child and clavus's demonseed in a room together and watch hilarity ensue
Just so long as neither of them breeds with my demon daughter...

I was on the front porch chatting with my neighbour yesterday and my car started to repeatedly make the chirp sound it makes when the car is locking.

My first thought is, someone must be on the same frequency as my remote (no occams law for this fellow)... Then I realize it is my 2-year-old at the front window laughing and giggling as she "helped Daddy" by locking the car...

For her encore she helped clean the house by dragging all of her dolls out and shoving them in the washing machine, "clean dollies... make Mommy happy!". At least she couldn't reach the laundry detergent...

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