Well, if you consider *total* experience, I'd have to say Laura Bush, in the oval office. Twins watching. Your husband invaded Iraq? Got all crazy with the War on Terror? I'm invading your mouth. Deal with that shit. I think I'd take a commemorative pen with me when I left. Maybe have her sign my boxers or something.
Without that sort of thing? Priscilla Presley. She sucked Elvis' dick? Good enough for me.
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