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I can relate, cept that it didn't happen to me personally, and switch cocaine/talcum powder with marijuana/oregano

One that hits a little closer to home is what happened to my Uncle. Anyway, he took his car (a mercedes benz sportscar, don't remember which kind) in for service or something.

Genius mechanic decides not to return the car as soon as the service was done and decides to go joy riding or some garbage... maybe pick up chicks or something (I heard he was a teen or early 20).

Anyway, cops pull him over, ask him for license and registration. Obviously, the car is not registered to him and the car is then impounded... That wouldn't be such a big deal, except for the fact that my Uncle had to go all the way to the impound lot to pick it up. The part where my Uncle feels ripped off is that Mercedes Benz is unwilling to cover the impound fee, despite the fact that it was THEIR employee that got the car impounded.

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