Siege

Your desire is best described as bored.

You need 30 minutes of foreplay.

During sex, you feel happy.

At orgasm, you think "Yay".

At orgasm, you say "Woot".

Your ideal sexual experience is alright.

After sex, you'd like your partner to tell you "Nice Landing".

I like the "nice landing part" and the "woot" part.


Could you imagine saying "nice landing" to someone after sex? Talk about random!

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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"

--Kevin Smith

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