|
Can't think of a title
*Phone Rings*
Daughter picks up.
Daughter: Hello?
Daddy: hi honey, is mommy home?
Daughter: Yes, she's upstairs with uncle frank.
*Long Pause*
Daddy: but honey, you dont have any uncle frank...
Daughter: Yes I do. He's upstairs with mommy in the bedroom.
*Even Longer Pause*
Daddy: umm kk, ohh...ahh..yish.....OK...Ummm honey?
Daughter: Yes dad?
Daddy: do this, run upstairs and shout,"hey mommy, daddy just pull up the drive way!"
Daughter ok.
*sounds of footsteps, later, screaming, sounds of crashing noise, Glass breaking....*
Daughter: ok,daddy, done!
Daddy: well, what happened?
Daughter: well, mommy ran out of room naked first, she tried to hit the bathroom, tripped, and knocked herself aginst the wall. theres now a hole in the wall where her head struck, she aint moving.
Daddy: HOLY!!!!! UMMM YEEEE!!!! ok, what happened to uncle frank?
Daughter: well, he rushed out naked too, but then he went back and jumped out of the window and trie to hit the pool. Except he didnt know you drained the pool. I think he's dead.
Daddy: POOL? HUH?~?~?what the?!?!?! is this 858-1777?
__________________
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
|