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Originally Posted by twinkle
I don't have anything particularly gross, but I once had sex with a man whose penis ended up being under two inches.
When fully erect.
The condom fell off it. And I couldn't tell when it was in. There's three minutes I'll never get back.
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LMAO!!!!!!!
my worst is tied between..
1. i was giving him head and i sneezed..i had a really bad flu at the time and an infection..green snot all over him..wasnt pretty
2.we were having sex and i kinda zoned out and started talking about lamas and emus and wanting to have a lama farm....yea you get the idea...while we were still..interlocked and he was still going at it liek mad.
3. giving my first handjob i kinda didnt have any idea of what to do so i ended up digging my nails in by mistake...
4.ripping off another girls clothes at a party and i threw her dress out the window by mistake...she wasnt wearing undies...it was kinda an uncomfortable situation when we had to leave the bedroom.