If I wasn't there with him I'd be disappointed!
Seriously tho, I can't picture myself without Martel, but my personal view on the whole batchelor's/batchelorette party thing is it's about the most god-awful dumb assed idea on earth (if it's one of those "traditional" things) :
My take on the "traditional" way people go about having these things is: "oh my God, you're going to be having sex with ONE PERSON for the rest of your life starting tommorow so tonight you should act like a complete SLUT and do whatever you want to!" Like, gee, it's so god-awful that you love someone enough to marry them and are then *ahem* STUCK with ONE set of T&A for the rest of your life. Stupid moronic assinine grumble grumble grumble....
BUT if you and Dave want to do something fun and special, GO FOR IT!!! All those girls on your wedding board will be shriveled up and leathery by the time they're thrity-five from all the tanning, smoking, drinking, and make-up they're wearing now. While you will still have that fab-u-lous ass and Dave will still be all like "does my baaaad girl deserve to be whipped? YES she does!!" But I still say that I'd be totally jealous if Martel got a hot stripper and didn't share. Or two hot strippers... or mebbe three... yeah, three is a good number.......
and I do mean women strippers 