Hey, everyone was a rookie once, even YOU silly
I shall bestow my wisdom and reveal more about the greatness that is me once s/he who asked the question does do the same

(everyone's gotta learn somehow, right?)
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi