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The worst I heard happened to my mate.
He often cooks with fresh chilis. (Can you see where this is going)
Well, whilst the pasta sauce is cooking, he cleans up and goes to the bedroom with the missus for a bit of a kerfuffle.
About 1 minute into it, her eyes bulge and she just ups and legs it to the bathroom. He wonders what's up and goes to see.
He finds her sitting on the sink with her legs either side of it with the cold tap running, she busy splashing water onto herself like a dog licks water from a bowl.
He hadn't washed his hands that well...
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