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During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the
toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your
part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be
back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word
"toilet," during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to
go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to
introduce you to after dinner."
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