Latch, maybe you will consider adding these links to your post.
<a href="http://www.zegeniestudios.net/ldc/index.php">Distribution Chooser</a>; it asks you questions and then chooses an appropriate distro for you.
<a href="http://www.livecdlist.com/">LiveCD List</a>; find the right LiveCD for your needs.
<a href="http://www.linux-laptop.net/">Linux on Laptops</a>; find out how that laptop you're eyeing handles Linux before you buy it.
<a href="http://www.sane-project.org/">The Sane Project</a>; get your scanner working with Linux!