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I don't know about the rest, but the answer to number four is "a fair passel."
Well, actually:
1) If Uncle Cletus is on the porch with his rifle, t'aint no branch as can hold a possum more'un 2 lbs.
2) Trick question. It depends on if y'all're in a Ford or Chevy county.
3) 5 if they're from pre-1978 fullsized 'Merican cars, 15 if you need to tear 'em out o' rice burning nancy-mobiles.
4) Ain't we bin over thissun already?
5) Who the heck cares if Penguins get Sunburt anyhoo?
6) That's just yankee propagander. Our Dogs is plenty smart enough to get out from unner before that there porch lets go.
7) Yes jus' so long as none of em is so uppity that they jus has to have a doublewide.
8) T'aint no chance.
9) 'Nuther Trick question. Y'all know miners smoke Lucky Strikes when there's a gas warning.
10) That's just mean.
3 generations.
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