I guess i have one...
One is when me and a friend of mine were going to town. We were quite in the mood and decided to go all out. Hell, we even got on her roomates bed (we didn't really like her at all, and thought it was funny). I had both her legs on my shoulders and we had used a lot of lube (a lot). I was shifting my position between thrusts and (side note: this girl likes it any way as long as its really really hard sex like sweaty headboard breaking sex) my angle of entry changed and when I went to thrust hard again the angle and lube made me go in where no one had ever been before. I think I got one maybe two thrusts off before I noticed a difference, not to mention the look on her face. She cried a bit and I begged for forgiveness. Luckily she realized it was a mistake and wasnt' too mad.
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