I guess I can share.
This is the worst sexual experience that I can remember.
I was throwing a party at my house and since it was open a variety of people show up.
One of them is my on again, off again girlfriend (she was an ex at this time)....
I decided to get rip roaring drunk( if you know me it takes a lot for me to get rip roaring drunk) and get her into the bedroom had her naked and fucking in no time....
Problem the condom I was using broke(on the way out I think) and I am extremely unconcerned about it because of the alchol. I tell her it is alright, that the cum looks good on her leg, vomit into my trash can and pass out on the bed.
I was lucky....no babies.
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Life is meaningless.
How awesome is that?
Rock On! Now I can do whatever the hell I want
and give my own life meaning to myself.
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