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Mine are all tame by comparison.
There is a good friend of mine who finally plucked up courage to lose her virginity to her girlfriend (after a coule of months of being together, but only hugging and kissing).
She's posted this story on other boards, so I'm not betraying any confidences, by the way.
Anyway, they finally got started, ended up undressed in the bedroom, over the bedclothes. My friend on her back, with her GF creeping down her body, kissing her way to the promised land.
When she got there, the shock was so extreme that my friend fell off the bed and broke her leg.
So they called an ambulance - and given the state of the place and the two girls it was apparently clear to the paramedics that they'd been getting it on - they were very cool and professional about it all, but the girls were still mortified.
Anyway - at the hospital they had a really cute doctor - apparently he was flirting like mad - and they all had a giggle about the whole situation.
They get the plaster on (hip to toe) and send the girls home. They give my friend some serious pain-killers, and after a couple of hours the girls are talking about how sad it is that they never quite got all the way.
So my friend gets on the bed, and her GF starts sexy stripping to get them both back in the mood.
When she's finished and they're going to go for it again, she starts to warm my friend up manually, and then restarts her gentle descent.
This time my friend is very careful not to fall off the bed.
So careful that she stops paying attention to her GF and smacks her in the forehead with her new cast.
Knocking her off the bed.
Onto the side table.
Where she knockes herself out cold.
Again they call an ambulace.
It's the same paramedics (at the end of their shiift) and the same doctor...
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