Both times I've had a girl try oral on me I've wound up in a little ball crying like a baby.
Once the girl had no idea what she was doing, so she was using her hands, then gently squeezed the end so the hole opened. She blew in it. Imagine melted boiling lead being poured in the end of your penis. That feeling would be tame compared to how this felt.
The second time she got way way too enthusiastic. I wound up with stitches in my dick. Thats a really interesting explanation at the hospital because I couldn't stop bleeding. Luckily the doctor I had was in his twenties, took one look at it, and laughed his ass off. He thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen.
Thats why, until proven otherwise, I will believe blowjobs are evil!
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There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances.
Leon Trotsky
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