I did a search, but didn't turn up anything...
After my experience last night, I decided I'd start a thread about the worst sexual experience you have ever had. It could be a range of different things, a crazy partner, a tragic moment, or just something totally embarrassing that happened. Anything goes, as long as it qualifies as one of your most terrible experiences ever. If you have a couple that are close, post em both - that way I can feel even less alone in this
Not for the faint of heart, as this is fairly disgusting - especially for me...
So, last night my girlfriend got home from a candle party or something - and she had been drinking. When we went to bed she was feeling a bit randy, so I performed oral sex on her. After she had finished, we began to have intercourse and she finished again. After that, I think she was a bit sensitive/sore and wanted to finish me off with her mouth.
Well, I'm lying on my back on the bed, and she's goin' to town. Just as I finish, I feel what I assumed to be the result of the action drip down my pelvic area - then it begins to pool around my ass. There seemed to be a ridiculous amount of liquid. I look down at my girlfriend and see her cheeks bulging out and a deer in the headlights look in her eyes...
Yeah, you'd better believe it. She had vomited on my cock just as I was finishing. I would delve into more details but just thinking about it gives me the heebie-jeebies - needless to say, it lead to a late night shower and several loads of laundry.
I can honestly say it was by far the worst sexual experience I had - now I want to hear about yours