Originally Posted by BigBen931

To make this thread funny again:

A patient is lying in bed with an oxygen mask on and mumbles to the nurse:
"Are my testicles black?"
The nurse replies, "What!?!"
The patient repeats "Are my testicles black?"
The nurse then lifts up the blanket and picks up his testicles to have a good look and replies "No, there're not black, they are normal in colour..."
The patient then takes off the oxygen mask and says "That was very nice, but are my test results back?"