MageB420666

Damn it! You beat me to it.

Yeah, I'd like to leave this earth in either a space craft or with the aid of a really big catapult.

I wouldn't mind dying in a bed from old age, so long as my mind is still intact, I would rather be crucified than die in a state of dementia/confusion/fear/loss of self.

So I would like to die either of a body failing from old age, or in some really abnormal way, say, if I die in a car crash I want at least 100 other vehicles in it and other people to join me in my journey into whatever lies beyond. Or going skydiving, having my shute fail, and me landing on the president's limo, while he/she is inside. Or spontanious combustion in a crowded area with plenty of high quality cameras rolling. Or being the first to be infected with a deadly disease that wipes out the human race. Just stuff like that.

Least preferred method of death, losing my life trying to keep those I love safe, and failing to do so. First reason why: I would fail to keep those I love safe. Second: I would have failed to keep them out of that situation in the first place. Third: I would no longer be able to protect them in the future. Fourth: The people I love would have to go through the grief and loss of my death.

But my number one, favorite way that I would like to die is: Pushing the button on an antimatter bomb that shatters the planet into a bazillion pieces, this of course would happen after everyone I know and love has already died, preferrebly in a peaceful and painless manner. Why? Because I would like to save people from the torturously boring existence that would occur after my death.

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