Nice writeup, Mojo.
cj, yours was my favorite:
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Originally Posted by cj2112
Me: Can it get back to watching internet porn and jacking off now?
CC: *click*
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Others I've had success with:
cc: "we would like to offer you an amazing deal on the extended warranty."
Me: "Sure. I'll take almost anything that's free." (Somehow that always seems to knock the wind out of them.)
cc: "we would like to offer you an amazing deal on the extended warranty."
Me: "Sorry, I don't have any more money, because I'm a minister for First Saints Church of Uzbekistan, and we're building an orphanage there. Wouldn't YOU like to help out these poor kids?" (Extend hand now for effect.)
They'll get you out of there very rapidly.