I'd like to just have a heart attack while I lay sleeping in post coital bliss. I used to think that mid orgasm would be best, but that would just be akward for whomever I was with.
I don't want people to mourn my passing. I want them to celebrate my life. In lieu of flowers, everyone bring a fifth and raise me a toast.
Because I'm just a little strange and I want my final farewell to be memorable, and because It pays homage to my darker and more romantic side....the side of me that only those closest to me know....I want a candle light funeral at dusk in a very old cemetary.
Hmmmm....twisted comic relief....I had a set of custom fangs made when I was in New Orleans a few years ago....to be laid out with a cocky grin and those sticking out of my mouth a tad....That could be fun.
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"What is life? It is a flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and looses itself in the sunset." Crowfoot, Blackfoot warrior
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