Moses and Jesus were part of a threesome playing golf one day. Moses
pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the
fairway, but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed right in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped the ball right up on to the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto
the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the
drainspout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned
pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced
out over the water and onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly.
Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the
ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the
frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed
with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the hole for
a beautiful hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
thanks to L.D................xoxoxoo
