Painful urination/bowel movement
There's this girl who lives upstairs from me who works at a bar and usually doesn't get back until 2-3am. There have been several occasions when I'm asleep and she wakes me up when she comes home. I hear her walk into the bathroom and make noises while on the toilet. Anything from "ow" and "ooooooh" to grunting and groaning. Pretty loud too.
What is goin' on up there? I've never heard anyone, especially a woman make noises that loud before while using the bathroom. Sometimes I think it's just constipation, but other times I wonder if it's something more. Like her ass is sore from anal sex or something. A lot of the noises she makes on the toilet are the same noises she makes while having sex (she has quite a few booty calls). Any clues?
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