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On the off chance that you haven't been banned for being 17...
Drink lots of caffeine - You'll regret it come 2 in the morning and you just want to go to sle ep.
Don't eat too much because being at the dance and feeling like ass isn't fun.
Get a nice tux, when you're out there big-pimpin' it'll feel better then wearing something not so nice.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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