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"If Vin Diesel falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, he will find the nearest person and accurately reconstruct the noise he made as he fell."
"If Vin Diesel were to stare directly at the sun, the sun would get scared and go to a different part of the galaxy."
"Vin Diesel is in reality a giant android controlled by The Jamaican government"
"Vin Diesel helped Bill Gates develop Windows. It was supposed to be called Vindows but Diesel decided to against that because he preferred Macs."
"Once upon a time, Vin Diesel solved murders in Hawaii. He drove a red Ferrari and enlisted the help of his black friend that flew a helicopter....no....wait...that was Abe Vigoda."
This thing is awesome.
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