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haha I've been reading them, off an on, ever since my last post, and they are hilarious. The last two have been the best yet:
"Vin Diesel coined the phrase yippy-kay yay mother-fucker. When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin killed him with a poison arrow frog. This is the prologue to the Sixth Sense."
and
"Vin Diesel loves lamp"
edit: sorry, the next one was even funnier, almost making me spit out my gatorade:
"Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as 'Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms.'"
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