We already keep the porn stashed away and since we don't smoke pot anymore we don't have drug paraphanalia to hide anymore. Now all we have to do is clean up and make things spotless.
We used to keep the pot stuff in a cabinet in the coffee table. One time, my wife's parents and her sister and kids were over. Her sister's 2yr old opened the cabinet, got out a pipe and started hitting it against the coffee table. Luckily, her Dad smokes and her mom knew that we did so it was only embarassing.
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