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Old 05-12-2005, 07:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My parents are coming tomorrow morning (!) and I'm in the middle of this process right now. Rick James was just asking me why my parents don't know I have sex because I'm 21 and she thinks everyone parent should know their kid is probably having sex at 18. However, my mom has been really good at being in denial about my boyfriends existing for years, so I'm pretty sure that she doesn't want to know anything I don't want her to know. The tricky part is finding a safe place to hide the condoms, pills and vibrators since she's going to be helping me pack up and move. I may have to hide them in my roommate's room until I'm all ready to go.
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