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Good one! Reminds me of the one about the guy who goes into the restaurant in Sonoma county, and sees the most beautiful girl in the world dining alone at a nearby table.
He sends a bottle of wine with his compliments, and a note comes back:
"For me to accept this bottle of wine, you would have to have $1,000,000 in the bank, a Mercedes in the garage, and a 10 inch penis."
His reply:
"For your information, I have $100,000,000 in the bank, a Mercedes, a Ferrari, a Porsch, and a 57 T-Bird in the garage.
But not even for you would I cut off 2 inches.
Please return the bottle."
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