I've heard one similar, got it from a friend from Washington.
A Californian goes to a bar in Oregon. He throws up a bottle of fine (read: expensive) Napa wine, whips out his handgun, and blows the bottle away. When asked why, he says, "we've got plenty where I'm from!" In response, a man from Washington pulls out his handgun and shoots the Californian. When asked by the police why, he says, "We have plenty of them where I'm from, officer."
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