Careful if you fly, or TSA will own your lighter.
<img src="http://news.minnesota.publicradio.org/features/2004/07/26_zdechlikm_security/images/checkpoint_large.jpg">
(Sure, bring a lighter or a pen knife on a plane, and they take it away, but bring something really dangerous, like Tom DeLay, and they'll seat you in first class.)
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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