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Old 05-09-2005, 03:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
SirLance
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Driving across the country

Four women were driving across the country.

Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New York.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

That made sense to the gal from Nebraska, so she began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida.

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by watching the entire scene, the gal from Florida opened the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.
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