Are you fucking kidding?
Weed makes me paranoid as fuck. When I first did it, I was at my grandparent's house smoking a bong with my cousin. When I got back, I went into the hot tub and I was fuckin convinced that the aliens were watching me in the woods and whenever I thought I spotted them, I spotted them dancing.
Since then, the paranoia hasn't gotten that crazy, I just always think that everytime I drived while stoned, there's always a cop behind me. I once had a fight with myself in the mirror.
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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war
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