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I remember one time upon waking I was remembering a particulary fine lady in a dream of mine, everything was going all dandy until I looked over and saw a large (this thing was the size of a house) spider sitting on my pillow.
Me being afraid of spiders, I immediatly lept in the other direction.
This would be ok, one would think, the only problem is that my bed is against a wall. This was compounded by the fact I was also right up against the wall. Needless to say, launching myself in a motion similar to a fish thats floundering on the ground head first into the afore mentioned wall isn't good for ones consiousness levels. It tends to remove them.
Fortunatly, I was out long enough for the spider to sack off somewhere else, probably because he was laughing so hard at this big man-fish thing leaping all over the place. Unfortunatly, it really really hurt.
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