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Originally Posted by ranger
"Dragon Hide makes excellent armor... And sinew from any animal can be used to make bowstrings and rope. No bonuses other than being awesome. You don't f*** with people who make their rope out of dragons." - Osiris Memnoch
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That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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