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My son is going through the potty training stage right now. I usually work in my garage late at night. And he is always there to "help". I bought him his own tool set last week as a prize for pooping in the potty. He really enjoys it. When I was helping him along.. I just told him to push, and say out loud a little phrase.
Well we were at the store to pick up his toolbox. And he started holding his rear end. I asked him if he had to poop. Adn he shook his head yes. So off to the rest room we go. The first stall was full. So into the second we went. Got him all ready to do his business. And he is sitting there straining. When all of the sudden. At the top of his lungs he yells the little phrase we had said the day before...
"Get out of my butt you stinkin terd!"
I heard the guy in the next stall chuckle, and say "give it hell boy"
My son finished shortly after that. And I prayed we would not run into the guy from the stall next door at the sinks.
I can't help but chuckle everytime I think about it.
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