just checking out the new LA weekly and lo, what is this? a "featured" link to martin seargant's personal.
http://personals.laweekly.com/profil...Wi83ygVLzUE%3d
Quote:
I am a: man
Seeking a: woman
Interested In: Friendship, Play, Dating, Serious Relationship
Age: 29
Location: Santa Monica, California
Country: United States
Area Code: 415
Occupation: late night talk show host, techtv.com/unscrewed
Education: College Degree
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion:
Star Sign: Leo (Scorpios wig me out. Stay away.)
Relationship Status: Single
Have Children: No
Want Children:
MY GOODS
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 190 lbs
Hair: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
MY HABITS
Cigarettes
Booze: Sometimes
Drugs: Sometimes
Self-love: Sometimes
Self-deprecation: Often
YOU
Age Between: 19 - 99
Within: 25 miles
Education: High School
Religion: no preference
Ethnicity: no preference
Star Sign: no preference
Have Children: No
Want Children: no preference
YOUR GOODS
Height: 5' 1" - 6' 11"
Weight: no preference
Hair: no preference
Eye Color: no preference
YOUR HABITS
Cigarettes: Never OK
Booze: Sometimes OK
Drugs: Sometimes OK
Self-love Sometimes OK
Self-deprecation: Always OK
TIP OF THE ICEBERG
Last great book I read
James Joyce, Finnegan's Wake. Most people don't understand it, but I had the advantage of reading it in six different languages.
Most humbling moment
Why are you still reading this? Can't you tell by my photo that I'M YOUR MAN?
Favorite on-screen sex scene
I'm too busy sculpting to concern myself with the cinema
Celebrity I resemble most
Brad Pitt (when he was younger)
Best or worst lie I've ever told
It's not you, it's me
If I could be anywhere at the moment
At a high rollers blackjack table in Monte Carlo
Song or album that puts me in the mood
Eye of the Tiger
The five items I can't live without
This is a silly question, because I can basically afford anything I want.
Fill in the blanks
Leopard skin is sexy;
my Jaguar is sexier
In my bedroom, you'll find
expensive paintings, thick oriental rugs, full wet bar (top shelf), 2000 thread count bedding, fresh fruit
WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME
I rule. You will soon know this to be true. I will treat you like a fairy princess, and you will call your mother to swoon about me after our first date.
MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR
I'm looking for someone who can keep up with me intellectually. You must also be super hot, but totally "down to earth."
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line up now, ladies, for a piece of this dreamy host of a defunct show
"email [him]!"
maybe laura is on there somewhere, heh heh